zim

1. (zim) (397↑, 27↓)

The main character from the cartoon series "Invader Zim" a.k.a. the best cartoon ever.

"Zim\!\!\! DON'T USE THE TIME MACHINE LOVE, ZIM\!\!"

Author: G http://zim.urbanup.com/1100787

2. (Zim) (169↑, 14↓)

Sent to Earth by the [Almighty Tallest] to conquer and destroy. He is "assisted" by his robot slave [GIR] and is annoyed by the earth boy [Dib]. Zim is unnecessarily loud all the time, but is extremely funny in his ever-failing attempts to destroy all human life.

Zim-"MY TALLEST\! MY TALLEST\! MY TALLEST\!(repeated repeatedly)" -silence- [Almighty Tallest Red]-"I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours, Zim\! THREE HOURS\!\!\!"

Author: Lauren Keehner http://zim.urbanup.com/1583265

3. (zim) (121↑, 44↓)

adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like

I'm all for getting revenge, but getting atomic cesium sounds a little zim.

Author: foltor http://zim.urbanup.com/1402984

4. (Zim) (82↑, 37↓)

Star of the hit 'kids' show "[Invader Zim]." An ex-[Urkan] soldier who was sent to [Earth] by [the Tallest], where he goes to Elementary School in order to try and learn what is needed to take over the planet.

you will rue the day you crossed paths with..ZIM\!

Author: Adrien http://zim.urbanup.com/1118422

5. (Zim) (24↑, 11↓)

The best alien ever. Zim is green with red eyes and antenna. He is from the planet Irk, who are trying to take over the universe with operation Impending Doom 2. Zim messed up Impending Doom 1 by attacking his own planet. He was banished to FoodCourtia, a planet that was turned into a food court. Zim found out about the assigning, he went to Irk to be given a planet. To get rid of him, the Almighty Tallest sent him to a random planet. When Zim found Earth, he thought that was the mystery planet. The Almighty Tallest didn't want to waste a robot on him, so they made a robot out of scrap parts. It actually worked and was named GIR. Zim is not stupid or absent minded, he just has trouble keeping his priorities straight. He to focuses on the little things. Because Zim is short, he disguised himself as a kid and went to Skool. The only one who knows and cares that Zim is an alien is Dib, who is obsessed with the paranormal. When Zim is around the city, he disguises himself as a hobo. When someone proves him wrong, he yells YOUR LYING\! or LIES\! He can't eat Earth food either. Beans make his head expand, meat and BBQ sauce burns, and water burns. In the episode Zim Eats Waffles, he could eat the waffles GIR made because they were made with Irken ingredients, it just wasn't said on the show. Zim also tends to randomly say I'M NORMAL\! or I LOVE EARTH\! at the end of some sentences.

But, invader's blood marches through my veins\! Like giant radioactive rubber pants\! The pants command me\! Do not ignore my veins\! full of goo. Mission goo\! No. You lie\! You LIE\!\!\! Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever\! Wait a minute... I'm blind\! My squeedily spooch\! Why am I so amazing? This rain... is it poisonous? You\! Obey the fist\! The Earth is safe\! I did it, GIR\! Now let's go destroy it\! GIR, what are you doing?\! Put me down, GIR\! Ah\! Stop\! Ow\! My organ\! Great jumpin' chili bean\! More piggies, GIR\! I demand more piggies\! MY BUSINESS IS DONE. But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE\! I knew it\! Earth babies come from space\! Good question…but I don't care\! As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib. I love Earth\! Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me? I AM ZIM\! YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE\! The Earth is mine to devastate\! And I already promised the moon to GIR. AAHH\! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding\! The Dib\! The Dib\! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil\!

Author: invader Jenna http://zim.urbanup.com/5188387

6. (Zim) (23↑, 12↓)

Someone who is that incredible that his name is actually a verb. "Zim'd"

Man 1: did you see that, he got Zim'd bad\! Man 2: yeh, wish i was as good as Zim.

Author: Questy http://zim.urbanup.com/3492203

7. (zim) (26↑, 18↓)

sexy studmuffin who always kicks butt in a ghetto way.

im so zim

Author: achilles kicks butt http://zim.urbanup.com/3556560

8. (Zim) (17↑, 12↓)

A funny guy with a sweet face and loving heart. A Zim will always make your day and tell you you're beautiful in every way and make your heart stop every time he looks at you. A Zim is good at anything he does, even if he doesn't like it.

He's such a Zim.

Author: girr. http://zim.urbanup.com/4480389

9. (zim) (36↑, 38↓)

Short form of the country Zimbabwe

Are you from Bots (Botswana)? No. I am from Zim.

Author: A Kumirai http://zim.urbanup.com/2013756

10. (Zim) (5↑, 8↓)

a scumbag, an overgrown boy with an ever expanding waistline. frequently seen behind a desk pretending to work, hiding onscreen prompts from the video bame he's been trying to beat or at the fast food drive thru. easily manipulated by women (mainly because he can never get a real one)

did you see that zim, he tried to ask me out again.....gross

Author: lazara http://zim.urbanup.com/5296188

11. (zim) (4↑, 10↓)

see [zimala] a silly kind of ditzy,absent minded person.

a zim would take his wet laundry out of the washer, fold it, and then put it in the dryer

Author: Rqaqcqhqeql http://zim.urbanup.com/3574877

12. (Zim) (4↑, 21↓)

An abreviation of the slang word '[Zimme]'. Used more by real badmanz rather than the more common breed of 'people'.

Malcolm - Nah boss, dat gyal has got BACKOFF\!\! DMB - Zim\!

Author: MuzikBoy http://zim.urbanup.com/3015753

13. (Zim) (7↑, 31↓)

A person who constantly brings the mood down with negative comments.

Zim makes me feel so depressed.

Author: Chedthrower http://zim.urbanup.com/3084290

14. (zim) (0↑, 39↓)

A FAT Gelatnis slob that had titties the size of oklahoma, a species of monkey that eats bananas, sits home and plays call of duty while his mother makes lots of hot pockets for him while he sits on his fat ass and eats them. Also known ass FAT cow titty man, or FAT cow titty women which ever you prefer.

Bro today i ate like 30 hot pockets i feel madd zimish.. or, That guy broke the world record of fat he must be a zim...

Author: ajohyeah2222 http://zim.urbanup.com/3226568

15. (zim) (26↑, 333↓)

a really fucking gay cartoon that all the faggy-goth kids beat off to.

"the guy who made zim and all those other gay fucking goth comics can go fuck himself"

Author: cream of sumyungay http://zim.urbanup.com/1448195

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Last updated: 2012.03.01